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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy that the workweek is over, although he has some editing to do for the Complimentary Spouse this weekend.

What is Dave drinking right now? Dave is enjoying a diet ginger ale, the beverage of champions.