Four Questions

Opulence! The Four Questions Own Everything!

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks monochromatic in a gray polo shirt, a (different shade of) gray shorts, and white socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels inadequate.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has yet to master the five elements of vogue: catwalk, duckwalk, hands, dips and spins, and floor performance. This may be related to the fact that Dave has never taken a dance lesson and has no discernible sense of rhythm.

If Dave started a ballroom house, what would it be called? As most houses are named after fashion icons, Dave can envision himself as father of the House of Garanimals.