Four Questions

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a long-sleeve Lightning T-shirt, jeans, floral socks, and Stan Smiths. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave can’t complain. 

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is enjoying the crisp, sunny weather, which is a nice change from yesterday’s frozen tundra.

Does Dave have any observations about Floridians in cold weather? Dave has noticed that Floridians have no idea how to dress in cold weather. He sees people wearing heavy sweatshirts with shorts and flip-flops when the temperature is near freezing. Dave may or may not be one of these people.