Four Questions

The Four Questions Blinded Me With Science

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks resplendent in a Bucs cap, Emory T-shirt, brown hoodie, jeans, Disney socks, and Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just learned that Nabisco has introduced gluten-free Oreos.

Why hasn’t Dave told us about his Jewish space laser? George Soros told Dave that I am not to discuss the Jewish space laser publicly till Simchat Torah.