What is Dave wearing today? Dave just turned to the Complimentary Spouse and said “how would you describe this shirt?” Britt looked up, thought about it for longer than he should have, and said “fun” in an unconvincing tone.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave and Britt had dinner with two wonderful friends tonight. Dave was going to say “two old friends,” but that seemed unnecessary as Dave, Britt, and everyone they know are old.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says be prepared, especially if you know what’s coming up. Don’t go on RuPaul’s Drag Race if you’ve never sewn a garment before. You know there’s gonna be a ball challenge!
What did Dave find when he opened a 33-year-old package of baseball cards? Dave found Tommy John, Wade Boggs, and a petrified stick of gum … which he didn’t eat.
