Four Questions

The Four Questions Are Feelin’ Fussy, Walkin’ in Their Balenci-ussies

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing shorts, a Lightning T-shirt, his black Adidas hoodie, and flip flops. It’s very similar to Dave’s ensemble from yesterday.

What is making Dave happy today? After a somewhat busy day, Dave is finally relaxing on the couch and watching a Lizzo concert on teevee. It’s the same tour that The Complimentary Spouse and Dave saw in Tampa a few months ago. Here are some photos. The flute Lizzo’s playing in the third photo is named Sasha.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought of the day? Dave loves the following quote by Lizzo:

I don’t think that loving yourself is a choice. I think that it’s a decision that has to be made for survival; it was in my case. Loving myself was the result of answering two things: Do you want to live? ’Cause this is who you’re gonna be for the rest of your life. Or are you gonna just have a life of emptiness, self-hatred and self-loathing? And I chose to live, so I had to accept myself.

Lizzo, 2019 interview with NBC News

What were the results of Dave’s DNA test? Dave, sadly, is not 100% that bitch. He’s 94% European Jewish, which should come as a surprise to nobody.