What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Lightning T-shirt.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave made it through the wilderness — somehow he made it through — and he didn’t know how lost he was till he found you, Madonna slot machine.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says don’t gamble with Madonna. She’ll always win.
Why was Dave in a casino today if he doesn’t like to gamble? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse had to walk through a casino to get to a restaurant. Dave doesn’t like to do this because he isn’t a fan of cigarette smoke and ugly clothes.