What is Dave wearing today? Dave is keeping warm in jeans and an Adidas hoodie.
What is making Dave happy today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave visited their first Buc-ee’s and bought lots of fudge.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says it’s okay to stray from your diet — just a little bit — if there’s fudge involved.
Has Dave done anything productive today? Dave is too tired from eating fudge to have done anything productive.