Four Questions

The Four Questions Made the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a light purple T-shirt and light brown shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels great.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave saw three dolphins on his run this morning!1

What’s the funniest thing Dave has read today? Dave suggests you go to PinkNews and read “‘Man-hating, demonic rage machine’ chihuahua desperately needs a lesbian couple to adopt him.” Make sure you read the entire article — especially the last paragraph!

1 Alas, they weren’t close enough to get a good video. But Dave did get this cool photo right before sunrise.