Four Questions

Oh Boy, Sleep! That’s Where the Four Questions Are Vikings!

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink T-shirt and a pair of khaki shorts. Earlier today he was wearing gray shorts but, in typical schlemiel fashion, he spilled ketchup on them at lunch. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is tired.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave couldn’t stay asleep last night, so he gave up around 2 a.m. and just came downstairs with the doggos and watched reruns of the Golden Girls on Hulu.1

How is Dave coping with his tiredness? Dave’s breakfast consisted of a venti latte with two extra shots. For lunch, he had a NoDoz smoothie. For dinner, he traveled back in time to the 1990s and bought a six-pack of Jolt Cola.

1 Barbara Thorndyke was such a bigoted bitch.