Four Questions

We’re All Born Naked and the Rest Is the Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Pride T-shirt (the Pride rainbow in the shape of Florida), gray shorts, and Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is conserving his energy.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is resting up this afternoon because he and the Complimentary Spouse are going to a drive-in socially distanced drag show tonight.

What snacks will Dave bring to the show? Dave was going to make Derrick Berries, Miss Crackers, Victoria Porkchop Parkers, a Baga Chips, and a Lil’ Poundcake, but who has the time? Instead, he has picked up these goodies from Trader Joe’s: Organic Corn Chip Dippers and Corn and Chile Tomato-Less Salsa.