March 2021
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I Don’t Care if I Ever Get Back
USA Today: “Cubs Prospect Arrested With 21 Pounds of Meth in Team Duffel Bag” A haiku: Peanuts, crackerjack?What else is at the snack barAt the old ball game?
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The Four Questions Celebrate National Puppy Day!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a light blue polo shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is so-so. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is in a mini-rut. Did Dave do anything special with the pups today? Dave gave the doggos…
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The Four Questions Don’t Stop Till They Get Enough
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is blasé. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is just trying to keep his head down till the weekend is here again. Has Dave finished the…
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The Four Questions Have Gone to the Dogs
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is chillin’ in a Bucs T-shirt and brown shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is very happy and proud! What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave’s little girl, Lucy the Wonderpup, turned 8 years old today. How did the Complimentary Spouse…
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It Puts the Lotion on the Four Questions or Else it Gets the Hose Again
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a University of Alabama polo shirt1, tan shorts, University of Alabama socks, and a University of Alabama zip-up sweatshirt. How does Dave feel today? Dave is ready for the weekend to really begin. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is finally done…
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Fear ≠ Hate, so Let’s Replace the Word “Homophobia”
Let’s get rid of the word “homophobia.” The word “phobia” comes from the Greek word for “fear.” That’s why the fear of enclosed spaces is claustrophobia, the fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and the fear of the number 13 is triskaidekaphobia.1 Homophobia isn’t rooted in fear. It’s rooted in hate.…
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a University of Alabama polo shirt, khakis1, red Pluto2 socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is productive. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is actually working at a real desk today, instead of at the kitchen table surrounded…
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Romy and Michelle Invented the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Buccaneers polo shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is flustered and frustrated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Someone just gave Dave a 40-page PDF to review by tomorrow morning, and it’s impossible to read because it’s plastered…
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Everybody Loves Haiku!
OpportunityOr more indecisiveness?Which will win this time? Britt was in DenverTo see sister, niece, nephew.I was very bored. More than one haiku?They’re haiku. Just like with moose,Don’t tack on an -s.
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You Just Keep on Pushing the Four Questions Over the Borderline
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and brown shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is having a pretty easy today, and he’s looking forward to his book club tonight.…