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Happy Thanksgiving From The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing shorts with an elastic waistband because, you know, Thanksgiving. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is happy itās Thanksgiving, even if he canāt spend the holiday with his family this year.…
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Take The Four Questions Down to the Paradise City
What is Dave wearing today? Dave was wearing a really cool Lightning zip-up but, as he is a schlemiel, he spilled iced tea on himself and had to change into an old T-shirt and shorts. At least it wasnāt hot…
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Songs About Bond, James Bond
Here are a few thoughts about James Bond theme songs. They’re in no particular order because, try as I might, I find it very hard to rank my favorites. You can’t talk about Bond songs without praising “A View to…
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Neat Tweets
Appropos of nothing, here is a list of some recent tweets I have enjoyed. First, in “30 Rock,” there are a few throwaway jokes implying that Sbarro, the restaurant chain, is actually run by the wealthy and powerful Sbarro family.…
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The Four Questions Don’t Blow Their Own Vertubenflugen
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans for the first time in months. It is finally that cold in Florida, folks.1 What is making Dave happy today? Dave is enjoying the geeky book heās reading. What is Daveās inspirational thought…
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There Once Were The Four Questions From Nantucket
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a parrot-patterned polo shirt. They may be toucans. Dave doesnāt know. Theyāre definitely not emus. What is making Dave happy today? Dave got a haircut and mustache trim. He thinks the mustache…
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Go Go, JoJo!
I can count on one hand the number of times Iāve seen āDancing With the Starsā in the past, but Iāll sure as hell be watching tonight to cheer on JoJo Siwa, the first contestant to have a same-sex dancing…
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The Needs of the Many Outweigh the Needs of The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Ybor City T-shirt. It’s the one that shows a chicken smoking a cigar. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had Shake Shack for dinner, and now he and the doggos are watching…
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You’ve Got a Friend in The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave isn’t sure what he’s wearing because everything is covered in dog hair.Ā It’s Lucy‘s fault. What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave had pizza for dinner.Ā What is Daveās inspirational thought for the day?Ā Dave recently came across…
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The Four Questions Donāt Read the News Until They Get Their Danish
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing the usual: polo shirt, shorts, and sneakers. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a fairly light day at work, which was a great way to transition to whatās going to…
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The Four Questions Have Just Met You and They Love You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, and Stan Smiths. What is making Dave happy today? The Complimentary Spouse bought a speaking Dug ornament from Disney, and Dave loves how…
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The LGBTQ Revolution Will Not Be Minimized
There are two ways homophobes1 attack LGBTQ people: brutality and minimization. Brutality is the most obvious form of attack. It can be overt or implicit, violent or passive, emotional or dispassionate. When two men are beaten for holding hands in…