What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a grey polo shirt, tan pants, black Adidas shoes, and LGBTQ rainbow socks.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse just finished a delightful dinner at Ella’s Folk Art Cafe. Dave got a burger and Britt got the shrimp and grits.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says true love is ordering fried green tomatoes as your side, even though you hate them, because you know your husband loves them and his entree doesn’t come with a side.
Why doesn’t Dave like fried green tomatoes? Dave thinks tomatoes should only be eaten as:
- Ketchup
- Salsa
- Pasta sauce
- Soup (including gazpacho)
In any other form, tomatoes are too slimy and disgusting for human consumption.