The Four Questions Let the Dogs Out

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs T-shirt, gray shorts, and Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is a little sleepy.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave ate a big lunch and hasn’t had any caffeine today.

Is anything annoying the shit out of Dave right now? Dave realized yesterday that there’s a typo in the art print hanging next to the fireplace.