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  • The Four Questions Are Wearing a Yarmulke

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is NOT wearing shorts and a polo shirt! He’s wearing a suit and tie for a bat mitzvah today. Sorry fellas, all this hotness is spoken for. What is making Dave happy today? Dave…

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  • The Four Questions Are on the Road Again

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing (aren’t you sick of this?) a polo shirt and shorts. Tomorrow the answer will be different! What is making Dave happy today? Dave did a road trip today. What is Dave’s inspirational…

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  • Wherefore Art Thou, The Four Questions?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing — this will come as a shock — a polo shirt and shorts. What is making Dave happy today? Dave got to spend lots of pop-and-pup time with the doggos. What is…

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  • Don’t Call The Four Questions a Pizza

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his work-from-home uniform: a polo shirt and shorts. What is making Dave happy today? Dave went for a morning run for the first time in a while. Here’s photographic proof: What is…

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  • The Cards Are Stacked Against Us

    The Cards Are Stacked Against Us

    Hi there, greeting card companies! There are millions of Jews in the United States1, and I’m willing to bet that nearly all of us celebrate Hanukkah in some fashion. Why, then, do you put so little time and effort into…

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  • It’s The Four Questions After All

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a light blue polo shirt and a dark blue zip-up hoodie. It’s cold, people! What is making Dave happy today? Dave finalized plans for the upcoming Disney 10K. What is Dave’s inspirational…

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  • The Four Questions Come in Peace

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and will ignore anyone who says he looks like Barney the dinosaur. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a very productive meeting earlier. What is Dave’s…

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  • You Can Take the Boy out of Britain, but You Can’t Take Britain Out of His Vocabulary

    You Can Take the Boy out of Britain, but You Can’t Take Britain Out of His Vocabulary

    The first time I told the Complimentary Spouse I felt “a bit peckish,” he looked at me quizzically and asked what he had done wrong. His response confused me. Why would he think that I was accusing him of something…

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  • Happy Hanukkah From The Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing Lightning gear today. Alas, this show of support didn’t help the Bolts win. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse celebrated the first night of Hanukkah. What is…

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  • The Sounds of Hanukkah

    The Sounds of Hanukkah

    It’s Hanukkah! Let’s celebrate with a few non-terrible Hanukkah songs. The first is “Puppy for Hanukkah” by the incomparable Daveed Diggs, best known for “Hamilton.” Neither Lucy nor Linus are Hanukkah puppies, but they get Hanukkah gifts each year. Linus…

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  • The Four Questions Are Sick of Turkey

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt, which he may have to take off when he goes out in public if this game doesn’t turn around. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the…

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  • The Four Questions Are Living in a Material World

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Lightning T-shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave made it through the wilderness — somehow he made it through — and he didn’t know how lost he was till he…

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