Four Questions
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All the Four Questions That Are Fit to Print
What is Dave wearing today? Dave was wearing a U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team T-shirt, but he spilled food on it, so now he’s wearing an olive green T-shirt. How does Dave feel today? Dave is pretty darn happy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave started the day with a…
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The Four Questions Will Always Love You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is frustrated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is typing this one letter at a time with his right hand because he’s lying down on the sofa…
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We Are the Four Questions who Say “Ni”
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is less happy than he was this morning. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave had an easy, low-stress day but now he’s starting to realize that five days of work start…
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Godzilla vs. Kong vs. the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave spent a fun day with his parents and the Complimentary Spouse. What did Dave and his dad think…
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What’s so Funny About Peace, Love, and the Four Questions?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Chelsea T-shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is tired. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was busy all day, and now he’s ready for bed. Did Dave pull any April’s Fool pranks today? Dave is legally prohibited…
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I Still Haven’t Found the Four Questions I’m Looking For
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is relieved the day is over. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave juggled a lot of things today — work, barking dogs, garage door repair, book club, sailing in his…
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The Power of the Four Questions Compels You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a red shirt, white socks, and blue shorts because he’s a proud American. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels flazéda. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave enjoyed writing about Homer Simpson this morning, had a good day at…
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Don’t Take the Four Questions if You Are Allergic to any of its Ingredients
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a dark blue T-shirt and light blue shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels cheated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave treated himself to a nice haircut, but the experience and the results are on par with Great…
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The Four Questions Celebrate the First Night of Passover
Why on all other nights do we eat either leavened bread or matzo, but on this night only matzo? We only eat matzo because Passover is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Manischewitz company. Why on all other nights do we eat different types of vegetables, but on this night only…
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The Four Questions Need Some Advil
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a red polo shirt and light blue shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is achy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave started feeling sore and a little feverish a few hours ago. Does Dave think he’ll be sick…