Category: Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Paisley Park T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of gray socks with black stars and stripes on them.

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels lazy.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave doesn’t have much on his schedule today, so he’s looking forward to relaxing.

What did Dave get at Starbucks last night? Dave tried an iced venti pistachio latte with almond milk. It cost $7, so Dave used a reward to pay for it. He thought it was delicious, and will order it again after taking out a second mortgage.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, and white tube socks. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is content.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is lying on the couch and listening to ’70s music. There are two doggos sleeping next to him.

Does Dave have any big plans for today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse are headed to Publix and vegan bakery this morning. Later today, they’ll watch the second episode of WandaVision.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy that the workweek is over, although he has some editing to do for the Complimentary Spouse this weekend.

What is Dave drinking right now? Dave is enjoying a diet ginger ale, the beverage of champions.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans¹, a purple Nike polo shirt, and a pair of Disney Jungle Cruise socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is inconvenienced.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Linus is trying to sit in Dave’s lap, making it difficult to type.

What are Dave’s thoughts on today’s political climate? Dave thinks things are just (im)peachy.

¹ Yes, the same pair he wore yesterday. Who are you to judge?

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans, an American Foundation for Suicide Prevention¹ T-shirt, and a pair of Pluto² socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is contemplative.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to figure out some career stuff.

What is Dave’s coffee situation? Dave hasn’t had any caffeine yet this morning, which means he’s prone to typing misteaks.

¹ A very worthwhile organization. Please give them your attention, time, and money.
² The dog, not the planet.^3
3 Fine, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the FORMER planet.^4
4 Yes, footnotes can have footnotes. It’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is modeling jeans, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a very seductive pair of white tube socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is a tad sluggish.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was up late watching the Alabama game. He went to sleep about halfway through the third quarter.

What is Dave’s dream job? Dave would like a job where he is paid to research what kinds of snack foods and candy are best to eat in bed while watching reruns of the Simpsons.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing a Buccaneers T-shirt, gray sweatpants (because he’s classy), and blue socks with pictures of cassettes on them.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is sluggish.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave hasn’t had coffee yet.

How is Dave adjusting to his gluten-free, dairy-free lifestyle? Dave would kill you all for a piece of chicken Parmesan.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing gray sweatpants, a Star Wars T-shirt, and Basquiat socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is quite excited.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is relaunching The Daily Dave, just for the hell of it. Today, more than ever, the world needs to know what Dave is thinking.

What has changed since the last time The Daily Dave was published? Dave lost a ton of weight, adopted a second dog, grew a pornstache, and ran four 10Ks. I think that brings everyone up to date.