Four Questions
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The Four Questions Made it Through the Wilderness
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama T-shirt, jeans, Alabama socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels like a big man on campus. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is a big man and he’s on the University of Tampa campus. Is Dave…
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The Four Questions Always Read the Terms & Conditions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Buccaneers polo shirt, jeans, his blue mixtape socks, and a pair of Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is in a fog. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is literally in a fog. He had to drive the Complimentary…
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The Four Questions Give 100%
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a baby blue polo shirt and shorts. Earlier today, he was wearing the Buccaneers cap that Linus chewed a hole in. How does Dave feel today? Dave is sleepy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave accidentally used the lavender and chamomile body…
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The Four Questions Don’t Want no Scrubs
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Buccaneers cap, an Emory T-shirt, shorts, and ankle socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is relaxed. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has nothing on his schedule today, so he plans to pass the time watching teevee and doing some…
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Why Don’t You Come Up and See the Four Questions Sometime?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray polo shirt, shorts, and ankle socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is energized. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave’s nonprofit board meets in a few minutes, and Dave is ready to make a passionate argument for something he wants…
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The Four Questions Are 90% Mental. The Other Half Is Physical.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple Tampa Bay Devil Rays1 T-shirt, a Havana Industriales baseball cap, shorts, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is sad. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just learned that Hank Aaron has died. As a baseball player,…
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Here’s to the Four Questions: the Cause of, and Solution to, all of Life’s Problems
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse T-shirt, jeans, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is ecstatic. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is elated that his country is back on the right track. What is Dave listening to right now? Dave…
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The Four Questions Will Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution of the United States
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is decked out for the inauguration in a USA T-shirt, tie-dye Pride Lightning cap, Pride rainbow socks, regular ol’ jeans, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling optimistic. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave will see his country make a…
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The Four Questions Would Like to Talk to You About Your Vehicle’s Extended Warranty
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Mascotte T-shirt, jeans, boring ol’ tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling ambitious. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is going to attempt to make a fancy dinner for the Complimentary Spouse tonight. What is…
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What Have the Four Questions Done for Me Lately?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is sporting a rainbow Walt Disney World ringer T-shirt, jeans, tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is cautiously optimistic. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave thinks this will be a calm workweek, but he knows it only takes one…