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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Buccaneers polo shirt, jeans, his blue mixtape socks, and a pair of Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is in a fog.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is literally in a fog. He had to drive the Complimentary Spouse to the suburbs this morning, and for some reason it’s foggy.

Why is Dave sitting outside a Starbucks on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard? Dave went to the office after dropping Britt off, but it was locked. Dave isn’t upset as he now gets to enjoy his morning iced coffee al fresco.