What is Dave wearing today? Since Dave’s not leaving the Camp David today (as he doesn’t want to deal with Gasparilla madness), he’s just lounging around in grey sweatpants, a pink sweatshirt, and comfy grey socks.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave loves these lazy Saturdays.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says to change the channel immediately when a show comes on that claims astronauts have located the Garden of Eden.
What is Dave’s greatest fear right now? Dave is worried that it might not actually be a lazy Saturday.