Four Questions

Hear, Hear! It’s the Four Questions.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed to kill in a grayish/blueish button-down shirt, a pair of tan khakis, Van Gogh socks, and a nice pair of tan shoes.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave had a mind-numbing morning and early afternoon, but he and the Complimentary Spouse have fancy dinner plans tonight.

What kind of socks is Dave wearing? Dave is wearing Van Gogh socks. He already told you this. Are you deaf in one ear?