Four Questions

It’s Like The Four Questions in Your Chardonnay

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue-and-white octopus print button-down shirt, khaki shorts, white socks, and Stan Smiths.

What is making Dave happy today? Dave got a lot accomplished at work today, and he might reward himself with a cookie from Crumbl.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says that if you’re procrastinating because a project looks boring, just commit to doing 10 minutes of work. The whole thing will probably be done before you know it.

What comes to Dave’s mind every time he hears the word “irony”? Unlike most people, who think of this Alanis Morissette song …

… Dave recalls this malapropism from the Simpsons: