What is Dave wearing today? It’s game day, so Dave is wearing all Alabama stuff, including Alabama socks. Jealous?
What is making Dave happy today? Dave has been nursing the Complimentary Spouse back to health. Britt says he has food poisoning, but Dave hasn’t ruled out the possibility of a voodoo curse by a displeased student.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says life is like the waiting room in a doctor’s office. You can’t always control what’s on teevee, but you can decide to ignore it.