Four Questions

The Four Questions Are Sad Today

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and a pair of shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is devastated.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave learned today that one of his former colleagues was killed on her bike yesterday by a driver who may have been under the influence. Dave and Janine had kept in touch through Facebook. She had recently fallen in love and was in a really happy place.

What is Dave watching now on teevee? Dave is in no mood to watch today’s episode of the Handmaid’s Tale. He and the Complimentary Spouse are watching reruns of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars.