Haiku in the News

USA Today: Opinion: Tom Brady Has Gotten an Undeserved Pass for his Past Support of Donald Trump

Tom Brady is a
Poster child for white privilege —
But, hey, let’s go Bucs!

NBC News: David Hogg Launching Pillow Company to ‘put MyPillow out of Business’

Sleep soundly each night
Knowing an unhinged liar
Didn’t get your cash

New York Magazine: GOP Congresswoman Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser

Giant space lasers
Could transform Jewish life, but
Don’t tell the mohels