• A Totally Cromulent Thing to Post Before the Springsteen Concert

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  • With Tramps Like Us, Baby, The Four Questions Were Born to Run

    With Tramps Like Us, Baby, The Four Questions Were Born to Run

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Chelsea cap, reddish polo shirt, blue shorts, and Stan Smiths. What is making Dave happy today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave have just arrived at Amalie Arena to see Bruce Springsteen kick off his first tour in ages. What is Daveā€™s…

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  • The Four Questions Are Part of a Balanced Breakfast

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink polo shirt and khaki shorts. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is celebrating Linusā€™ third gotcha day. I still remember the day we adopted him. What is Daveā€™s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says itā€™s time to get…

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  • At Waterloo, The Four Questions Did Surrender

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt, brown shorts, and Stan Smiths. What is making Dave happy today? David had a productive day at work and is now relaxing in front of the teevee with the Complimentary Spouse. We are watching the eight-part Bernardo Bertolucci…

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  • The Four Questions and the Grapes of Wrath

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt, brown shorts, and a Chelsea cap. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is grateful and relieved that Lucy is fine after a health scare earlier today. This afternoon, the Complimentary Spouse dropped a single red grape on the…

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  • Ahoy, Mateys! Itā€™s The Four Questions.

    What is Dave wearing today? Since Daveā€™s not leaving the Camp David today (as he doesnā€™t want to deal with Gasparilla madness), heā€™s just lounging around in grey sweatpants, a pink sweatshirt, and comfy grey socks. What is making Dave happy today? Dave loves these lazy Saturdays. What is Daveā€™s…

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  • This Parade Brought to You By …

    Today is Gasparilla, Tampa’s annual pirate-themed Mardi Gras-ish parade. As I write this, hundreds of thousands of drunken, rowdy people are crammed onto Bayshore Boulevard for beer, beads, and the occasional flash of boobs. I enjoyed Gasparilla when I was younger. Today, I avoid it like the plague. The Complimentary…

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  • To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Four Questions

    To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue dress shirt, blue sweater, brown jeans, and black Adidas shoes. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a very productive day at work and is now at the theater with the Complimentary Spouse to see Hamlet. We had some…

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  • It’s Like The Four Questions in Your Chardonnay

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue-and-white octopus print button-down shirt, khaki shorts, white socks, and Stan Smiths. What is making Dave happy today? Dave got a lot accomplished at work today, and he might reward himself with a cookie from Crumbl. What is Daveā€™s inspirational thought…

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  • Why’d The Four Questions Come In Here Lookin’ Like That?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and grey sweatpants. He looks professional on Zoom calls, but is comfortable from the waist down. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is fully over his sore throat, had a productive day at work, and is looking…

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