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If You Can’t Love Yourself, How in the Hell Are You Gonna Love the Four Questions?
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave hasn’t spilled anything on himself today, so he’s still wearing the red polo shirt he put on this morning. How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is proud of himself. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood…
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All the Four Questions That Are Fit to Print
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave was wearing a U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team T-shirt, but he spilled food on it, so now he’s wearing an olive green T-shirt.Ā How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is pretty darn happy.Ā What are the…
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The Four Questions Will Always Love You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is frustrated. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave is typing this one letter at a time with…
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We Are the Four Questions who Say āNiā
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is less happy than he was this morning.Ā What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave had an easy, low-stress day but now…
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Godzilla vs. Kong vs. the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave spent a fun day with his parents and…
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What’s so Funny About Peace, Love, and the Four Questions?
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing a Chelsea T-shirt and tan shorts.Ā How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is tired. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave was busy all day, and now heās ready for bed. Did Dave…
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I Still Haven’t Found the Four Questions I’m Looking For
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is relieved the day is over. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave juggled a lot of things today ā work,…
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Thar She Blows! Thar He Spews!
The Atlantic: āAn Entire Group of Whales Has Somehow Escaped Human Attentionā I love articles like this because they remind me that as much as we know about our planet, there is still much more to discover. This piece is…
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The Power of the Four Questions Compels You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a red shirt, white socks, and blue shorts because heās a proud American. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels flazĆ©da. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave enjoyed writing…
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The More You D’oh!
Plato? Descartes? Emerson? What a bunch of amateurs! The philosopher that best understands the human spirit is Homer Simpson, a middle-class American man in his late 30s. As one of Homerās disciples, Iād like to share some of his teachings.…
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Donāt Take the Four Questions if You Are Allergic to any of its Ingredients
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a dark blue T-shirt and light blue shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels cheated. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave treated himself to a nice haircut, but…
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The Four Questions Celebrate the First Night of Passover
Why on all other nights do we eat either leavened bread or matzo, but on this night only matzo? We only eat matzo because Passover is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Manischewitz company. Why on all other nights do we…