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  • The Four Questions Didn’t Bring Your Breakfast Because You Didn’t Eat Your Din-Din

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed in his most glamorous T-shirt and shorts for tonight’s Oscars. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy he’s still alive. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave braved the…

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  • I Thought This Song Had Been Outlawed by the United Nations

    The Complimentary Spouse arrived at our fancy-schmancy dinner last night and heard the tail end of this song being played in the bar. Listen for a few seconds and you’ll recognize it. Is this really the right tune for an…

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  • Hear, Hear! It’s the Four Questions.

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed to kill in a grayish/blueish button-down shirt, a pair of tan khakis, Van Gogh socks, and a nice pair of tan shoes. How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry. What are…

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  • Yo MoMA’s so Big …

    Yo MoMA’s so Big …

    I was going to start this post by saying that MoMA in New York is my second-favorite art museum in the world. But, as I started to write, it no longer seemed right to rank art museums because, like doggos,…

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  • I’d Just as Soon Kiss the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his prison work-from-home uniform, a polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is full of gratitude and covered in dog hair. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today?…

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  • Mr. Sandman, Bring me the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is unbelievably tired. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just can’t stay awake today.…

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  • Use the Four Questions, Luke

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave’s is wearing a purple polo shirt and Baruch college basketball shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave has mixed feelings. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy because justice was…

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  • The Four Questions Are Livin’ la Vida Loca

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave’s ensemble consists of an Alabama polo shirt and brown shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy and full. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just ate breakfast for dinner.…

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  • The Four Questions Love to Fly and it Shows

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his Mr. Cory Robinson T-shirt, jeans, unicorn-and-rainbow socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy and he knows it (clap your hands). What are the factors affecting Dave’s…

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  • Georgia (the Other One) on my Mind

    Another culinary adventure is in the books! The Complimentary Spouse and I had dinner last night at Old Tbilisi, a Georgian restaurant in New York, and I’m delighted to report that it was delicious. Many great things stood out on…

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  • The Four Questions Want to Wake up in a City That Never Sleeps

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed for somewhat chilly weather in a green T-shirt, blue pullover, black jacket, jeans, Snoopy socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels pretty ducking great, according to autocorrect. What…

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  • Exploring the World Through Food

    I’m a picky eater. The list of foods I don’t like — or won’t even try — is longer than a CVS receipt. But that doesn’t mean I’m not an adventurous eater. The Complimentary Spouse and I love to try new cuisines, and…

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