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The Four Questions Would Like to Talk to You About Your Vehicle’s Extended Warranty
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Mascotte T-shirt, jeans, boring ol’ tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling ambitious. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is going to attempt to make…
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What Have the Four Questions Done for Me Lately?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is sporting a rainbow Walt Disney World ringer T-shirt, jeans, tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is cautiously optimistic. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave thinks this will be…
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Reflecting on MLK’s Words
It is Martin Luther King, Jr., Day, and it’s impossible to overstate how much this social activist did to advance equality and human rights in the United States. As an English major, one of the things I admire most about…
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The Birdcage: Some Thoughts 25 Years Later
I have been thinking about the Birdcage, the 1996 film starring Robin Williams1 and Nathan Lane, since someone mentioned it at work a few days ago. I hadn’t reflected on the film since it came out 25 years ago, and…
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My Eyes! The Four Questions Do Nothing!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Paisley Park T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of gray socks with black stars and stripes on them. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels lazy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s…
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On Your Marks …
“The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.” — John “The Penguin” Bingham Since the last iteration of the Daily Dave, I have lost quite a bit of weight and taken up…
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The Four Questions Will Have a Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte With an Extra Shot
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, and white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is lying on the…
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My Name Is the Four Questions. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy that the workweek…
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Great Pâté, Mom, But I Gotta Motor if I Wanna Be Ready for the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans1, a purple Nike polo shirt, and a pair of Disney Jungle Cruise socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is inconvenienced. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Linus is trying to sit…
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Leave the Gun. Take the Four Questions.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans, an American Foundation for Suicide Prevention1 T-shirt, and a pair of Pluto2 socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is contemplative. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to figure…
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I Want to Forge a New Path
One of the most frustrating challenges in my life has been figuring out where I fit into the professional world. I left college hoping to make a mark as a reporter, and was fortunate enough to leave that career path…
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I Have Always Depended on the Kindness of the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is modeling jeans, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a very seductive pair of white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is a tad sluggish. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was up…