Four Questions

  • All the Four Questions Belong to Us

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Lightning T-shirt, Bucs cap, shorts, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling kinda meh. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? After all the excitement of the Bucs winning the Super Bowl, Dave’s regular routine is…

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  • Ask Your Doctor if the Four Questions Are Right For You

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a classic creamsicle Hardy Nickerson Buccaneers jersey, shorts, white socks, and Stan Smiths.  How does Dave feel today? Dave is ready for the weekend.1  What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave are headed to a Super Bowl LV fan…

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  • Sir, the Possibility of Successfully Navigating the Four Questions is Approximately 3,720 to 1

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a long-sleeve Lightning T-shirt, jeans, floral socks, and Stan Smiths.  How does Dave feel today? Dave can’t complain.  What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is enjoying the crisp, sunny weather, which is a nice change from yesterday’s frozen tundra. Does Dave have…

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  • The Four Questions Blinded Me With Science

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks resplendent in a Bucs cap, Emory T-shirt, brown hoodie, jeans, Disney socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just learned that Nabisco has introduced gluten-free Oreos. Why hasn’t Dave…

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  • This Is One Time Where Television Really Fails to Capture the True Excitement of the Four Questions Predicting the Weather

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his finest formal clothes: a blue Annapolis Capital Gazette T-shirt and gray sweatpants.  How does Dave feel today? Dave is cold.  What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? When Dave woke up this Groundhog Day, the temperature was a very chilly 282°. Brrrr. What?…

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  • The Four Questions Live in a Van Down by the River

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a black Nike shirt, a pair of robin egg blue running shorts, and white socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling slobbish. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave desperately needs a haircut and a nap. How is…

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  • The Four Questions Bless the Rain Down in Africa

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray V-neck T-shirt, his blue sweatshirt, jeans, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is celebrating. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy that today is the one-year anniversary of adopting Linus! He plans to…

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  • Take the Four Questions Down to Paradise City

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks awesome in a Pride Lightning T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, Snoopy socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is super happy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is spending some socially distanced time with his family,…

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  • The Four Questions Drove Their Chevy to the Levee

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs T-shirt, jeans, and white socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is relieved. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has survived another work week. What would Dave have done if he had won that billion-dollar Mega Millions…

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  • Those Who Are Tardy Do Not Get the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning T-shirt (the one depicting a manatee holding a hockey stick), jeans, and gray socks.  How does Dave feel today? Dave feels it is hard to write. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to type, but Lucy…

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