Four Questions
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My Eyes! The Four Questions Do Nothing!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Paisley Park T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of gray socks with black stars and stripes on them. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels lazy. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave doesnāt have much on his schedule today,…
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The Four Questions Will Have a Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte With an Extra Shot
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, and white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave is lying on the couch and listening to ’70s music. There are two doggos…
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My Name Is the Four Questions. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave is happy that the workweek is over, although he has some editing to do for…
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Great PĆ¢tĆ©, Mom, But I Gotta Motor if I Wanna Be Ready for the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing jeans1, a purple Nike polo shirt, and a pair of Disney Jungle Cruise socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is inconvenienced. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Linus is trying to sit in Dave’s lap, making it difficult to type. What are…
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Leave the Gun. Take the Four Questions.
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing jeans, an American Foundation for Suicide Prevention1 T-shirt, and a pair of Pluto2 socks. How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is contemplative. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave is trying to figure out some career stuff. What is Dave’s coffee situation?Ā Dave hasn’t…
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I Have Always Depended on the Kindness of the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is modeling jeans, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a very seductive pair of white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is a tad sluggish. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave was up late watching the Alabama game. He went to sleep about…
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I Love the Smell of the Four Questions in the Morning
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing a Buccaneers T-shirt, gray sweatpants (because heās classy), and blue socks with pictures of cassettes on them. How does Dave feel today? Dave is sluggish. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave hasnāt had coffee yet. How is Dave adjusting to his…
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The Four Questions Are Back, so Our National Nightmare Is Over
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing gray sweatpants, a Star Wars T-shirt, and Basquiat socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is quite excited. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is relaunching The Daily Dave, just for the hell of it. Today, more than…