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Wherefore Art Though, The Four Questions?

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks monochromatic in a black polo shirt, gray shorts, and white socks.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave was able to enjoy an Alabama victory after a hard to-watch game.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says its better to validate yourself than to seek validation from others.

Did Dave complete the New York Times crossword puzzle today? Dave completed the puzzle and chuckled at the answer to 31 across.

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It’s Time to Make The Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a red polo shirt (not the one he wore yesterday) with shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave got some nice validation this morning.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says it’s important to let your spouse pick the channel sometimes because, even if you don’t like what’s on teevee, what really matters is the person you’re watching it with.

Did Dave take any cute photos of Lucy and Linus recently? Of course Dave did!

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Thank You for Being The Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt (which was stolen out of the Complimentary Spouse’s closet), shorts, and white Adidas socks.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave is proud that he has remained engaged and productive even though he is fasting.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says to embrace compliments instead of downplaying or dismissing them.

What is Dave binging on teevee these days? Dave is enjoying a documentary series about gerontology and housing issues in the 1980s.

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It’s a Good Time for the Great Taste of The Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a teal polo shirt with a palm tree pattern, shorts, and white Adidas socks.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave is amped up because he’s collaborating with a great group of people on an important civil rights issue. He feels validated because he’s learning from others and has a lot to contribute.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you’re capable of effecting more change than you think.1

What did Dave have for dinner? Dave prepared for the Yom Kippur fast with soup, chicken parmesan, pasta, and a ridiculously large slice of cake.


1 Yes, “effecting” is the correct word. Dave was an English major. He knows these things.

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We’re All Born Naked and the Rest Is The Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and white shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave had a great meeting this morning, and then the Complimentary Spouse and he had chicken sandwiches for lunch. (That is two things.)

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you’re never too old for a bowl of Golden Grahams, or too young for a rerun of the Golden Girls.

Why did Dave sleep poorly last night? Dave and the Britt were woken several times by Lucy the Wonderpup, who is feeling poorly. Lucy was prescribed medication by the vet, so she should feel better soon.

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Ali Baba and The Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks splendiferous in a Bucs polo shirt and gray shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave was over the moon this morning when a receptionist called him “babycakes.”

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave saw a sign this morning that said, “Stop cheating on your future with your past.”

How many Brussels sprouts did Dave eat today? Today Dave has eaten zero Brussels sprouts, which is the maximum number of Brussels sprouts fit for human consumption.

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Reports of The Four Questions’ Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is lounging around the house in a gray Mickey Mouse T-shirt and white Nike basketball shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave finally shaved off the scruff that has been accumulating on his face. One more day and Dave would have had a beard.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says, “Take some time to just focus on your breathing.”

What will Dave be watching on teevee today? Dave will binge some shows on Netflix and Disney+ today. While he wouldn’t mind joining the Complimentary Spouse for football, ad-free streaming services are the only surefire way to avoid that Applebee’s commercial with the atrocious song.