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Where the Hell Has Dave Been?
Here are some possible explanations: In the Witness Protection Program Turned into a newt; had no fingers Busy earning his Ph.D. in Parapsychology On hold for Zune customer support Living in a van down by the river
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What Do I Need to Know About Dave’s Mustache?
It’s all explained here.
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The Four Questions Are Back, so Our National Nightmare Is Over
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing gray sweatpants, a Star Wars T-shirt, and Basquiat socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is quite excited. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is relaunching The Daily Dave, just for the hell of it. Today, more than…
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Welcome Back From This Basic Bitch
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD (AGAIN)”20 GOTO 10