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On Your Marks …
“The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.” — John “The Penguin” Bingham Since the last iteration of the Daily Dave, I have lost quite a bit of weight and taken up…
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The Four Questions Will Have a Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte With an Extra Shot
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, and white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is lying on the…
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My Name Is the Four Questions. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is happy that the workweek…
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Great Pâté, Mom, But I Gotta Motor if I Wanna Be Ready for the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans1, a purple Nike polo shirt, and a pair of Disney Jungle Cruise socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is inconvenienced. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Linus is trying to sit…
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Leave the Gun. Take the Four Questions.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans, an American Foundation for Suicide Prevention1 T-shirt, and a pair of Pluto2 socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is contemplative. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to figure…
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I Want to Forge a New Path
One of the most frustrating challenges in my life has been figuring out where I fit into the professional world. I left college hoping to make a mark as a reporter, and was fortunate enough to leave that career path…
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I Have Always Depended on the Kindness of the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is modeling jeans, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a very seductive pair of white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is a tad sluggish. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was up…
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Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer
Everyone at Camp David will be rooting for the Crimson Tide tonight. The Complimentary Spouse has been an Alabama diehard since he was in utero, and Dave became a fan by osmosis. Sadly, Britt and I won’t be at tonight’s…
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Yo No Estoy Llorando. Tú Estas Llorando.
Comida chatarra. Mensaje maravilloso.
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“That’s Not Who I Am”
Out: “Top Golfer, Justin Thomas, Uses ‘Inexcusable’ Homophobic Slur” Ever notice that anytime something like this happens, the first response is “that’s not who I am.” Actually, it is who you are. Your character is revealed by what you do…
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Hypocrisy in 17 Syllables
A haiku: “We want unity!”Say the folks whose T-shirts said,“Trump: Fuck your Feelings.”
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I Love the Smell of the Four Questions in the Morning
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing a Buccaneers T-shirt, gray sweatpants (because he’s classy), and blue socks with pictures of cassettes on them. How does Dave feel today? Dave is sluggish. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave…
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