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Five Hours Till the Inauguration
A haiku: Please, please, please, please, please.Please let nothing bad happen.Please, please, please, please, please.
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2020: The Year in Doggos
This has been an exciting year for Lucy the Wonderpup and Linus the Quarantine Canine. In January, we rescued Linus from a shelter in Ruskin. Lucy has proven herself to be a loving and patient big sister. Linus is a rambunctious little rascal. Because of Covid, we’ve been able to…
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The Four Questions Would Like to Talk to You About Your Vehicle’s Extended Warranty
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Mascotte T-shirt, jeans, boring ol’ tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling ambitious. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave is going to attempt to make a fancy dinner for the Complimentary Spouse tonight. What is…
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What Have the Four Questions Done for Me Lately?
What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is sporting a rainbow Walt Disney World ringer T-shirt, jeans, tube socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today?Ā Dave is cautiously optimistic. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave thinks this will be a calm workweek, but he knows it only takes one…
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Reflecting on MLK’s Words
It is Martin Luther King, Jr., Day, and itās impossible to overstate how much this social activist did to advance equality and human rights in the United States. As an English major, one of the things I admire most about MLK is how he crafted clear and compelling messages. His actions are…
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The Birdcage: Some Thoughts 25 Years Later
I have been thinking about the Birdcage, the 1996 film starring Robin Williams1 and Nathan Lane, since someone mentioned it at work a few days ago. I hadnāt reflected on the film since it came out 25 years ago, and I was surprised to realize how much I resent it…
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My Eyes! The Four Questions Do Nothing!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Paisley Park T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of gray socks with black stars and stripes on them. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels lazy. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave doesnāt have much on his schedule today,…
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On Your Marks …
āThe miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.ā ā John āThe Penguinā Bingham Since the last iteration of the Daily Dave, I have lost quite a bit of weight and taken up running. Iām slower, heavier, and less coordinated than most runners…
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The Four Questions Will Have a Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte With an Extra Shot
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt, blue Adidas zip-up hoodie, jeans, and white tube socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave is lying on the couch and listening to ’70s music. There are two doggos…
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My Name Is the Four Questions. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rocking a Havana Industriales baseball cap, pink V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and floral socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave is somewhat relaxed. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?Ā Dave is happy that the workweek is over, although he has some editing to do for…