Four Questions

  • Frankly, my Dear, I Donā€™t Give the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Mickey Mouse T-shirt and light tan shorts.  How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling a little bit anxious.  What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave has had an enjoyable weekend (he had some Inca Kola with lunch and is looking forward…

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong vs. the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue T-shirt and light gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? After a long week, Dave is lying on the couch, watching mindless teevee, and thereā€™s a dog sleeping on…

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  • The Four Questions Will Trade Their Fourth-Round Draft Pick for a bag of Bugles and a Candy Bar to Be Named Later

    What is Dave wearing today? Fire the cannons! Dave is wearing a Bucs polo shirt and light gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is a bit sore but very relaxed. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave just had a very intensive massage to help with…

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  • Nolite the Four Questions Carborundorum

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is keeping the blue flag flying high with a Chelsea T-shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is concerned. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave just watched the season premiere of The Handmaid’s Tale and he doesnā€™t think…

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  • The Four Questionsā€™ Guide to the Galaxy

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave canā€™t complain. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave began his day with a sunrise run and ended it with ice cream. If you subtract the time spent working,…

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  • Itā€™s a Good Time for the Great Taste of the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Nirvana T-shirt and shorts. He was wearing entirely different clothing until he got ketchup on himself about an hour ago. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels relaxed and peaceful. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave is relaxing…

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  • The Four Questions Didnā€™t Bring Your Breakfast Because You Didnā€™t Eat Your Din-Din

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed in his most glamorous T-shirt and shorts for tonightā€™s Oscars. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy heā€™s still alive. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave braved the suburbs today. It was two hours of sheer terror. Does…

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  • Hear, Hear! Itā€™s the Four Questions.

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed to kill in a grayish/blueish button-down shirt, a pair of tan khakis, Van Gogh socks, and a nice pair of tan shoes. How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave had a mind-numbing…

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  • Iā€™d Just as Soon Kiss the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his prison work-from-home uniform, a polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is full of gratitude and covered in dog hair. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Whenever Dave is feeling down, he just has to cuddle…

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  • Mr. Sandman, Bring me the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is unbelievably tired. What are the factors affecting Daveā€™s mood today? Dave just canā€™t stay awake today. Heā€™s dozed off twice and is about to turn in…

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