November 2021

  • Office Space

    Office Space

    Weā€™re having some work done at Camp David today, so Iā€™m camping out in the Complimentary Spouseā€™s office. Itā€™s a corner office on the third floor. Look past the parking lot and you can see the campus swimming pool. That makes me wonder if Britt is contemplating a transfer from…

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  • A Salute to Rubin Simanoff on Veterans Day

    A Salute to Rubin Simanoff on Veterans Day

    My World War II hero is my grandfather, Technical Sergeant Rubin Simanoff of the 353rd Army Corps of Engineers.Ā  I never met Rubin, but I imagine he was a lot like me: Loud, social, and clever. He loved to chat and entertain. He was proud to be an American, yet…

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  • Push The Four Questions’ Buttons Anytime

    What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is kicking back in a red polo shirt and shorts. Let the good times roll. What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave spoke up for himself today.Ā  What is Daveā€™s inspirational thought for the day?Ā Dave recently came across this quote: ā€œIt is not the critic who…

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  • Her Name Is The Four Questions and She Dances on the Sand

    What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing a U.S. Menā€™s National Soccer Team T-shirt. He was wearing a green polo shirt earlier, but he spilled oatmeal on it. What a schlemiel! What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave had some of a Wawa pretzel on his way to the ophthalmologist today.…

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  • Mary Lou Retina

    Mary Lou Retina

    As the ophthalmologist was preparing me for photocoagulation this afternoon, it took every ounce of restraint in my body to not turn to him and say, ā€œDo you expect me to talk?ā€ Thatā€™s because, until today, my only knowledge of laser surgery came from this scene: It turns out that…

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  • There’s No Crying in The Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave wishes he were dressed as joyfully as JoJo Siwa, but heā€™s just wearing a polo shirt and shorts as usual. What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave was very happy to see Michaela JaĆ© Rodriguez named the Advocateā€™s Person of the Year. She deserves all the…

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  • Bird Lines

    Our neighborhood has looked a bit Hitchcockian since the weather got cool. Large flocks of birds have taken up residence on power lines all over South Tampa. It looks a bit menacing, doesnā€™t it? I assure you thereā€™s nothing to worry about unless you believe in omens or donā€™t like…

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  • To Boldly Go Where The Four Questions Have Gone Before

    What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is wearing a new Lightning T-shirt and a pair of shorts. Itā€™s a bit warmer today than it was yesterday. What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave got some chores done early and now heā€™s watching ā€œStar Trek: Lower Decksā€ while writing The Four Questions. A…

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  • Here Comes the Sun (an Hour Earlier Than Yesterday)

    Daylight Saving Time1 kicked in yesterday, and lots of people seem upset. I’m not one of them. I time my runs with the sunrise, and an earlier start means I won’t be late for work. Ergo, I won’t have to give up sights like this ā€” the blue hour from…

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  • Take The Four Questions Down to the Paradise City

    What is Dave wearing today?Ā Dave is dressed for comfort today1 in a T-shirt, sweatshirt, shorts, and white socks. What is making Dave happy today?Ā Dave took a short nap after lunch.Ā  What is Daveā€™s inspirational thought for the day?Ā Dave says taking care of yourself is good for others. Did Dave make…

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