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The Four Questionsā Guide to the Galaxy
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave canāt complain. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave began his day with a sunrise run and ended it…
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Itās a Good Time for the Great Taste of the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Nirvana T-shirt and shorts. He was wearing entirely different clothing until he got ketchup on himself about an hour ago. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels relaxed and peaceful. What…
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They Call Him Flipper, Flipper, Faster Than Lightning
I saw lots of dolphins on Bayshore this morning on my run. They werenāt close to the balustrade, but you can see them frolicking in this video. I really hope these werenāt the dolphins from Treehouse of Horror XI. We…
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The Four Questions Didnāt Bring Your Breakfast Because You Didnāt Eat Your Din-Din
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed in his most glamorous T-shirt and shorts for tonightās Oscars. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy heās still alive. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave braved the…
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I Thought This Song Had Been Outlawed by the United Nations
The Complimentary Spouse arrived at our fancy-schmancy dinner last night and heard the tail end of this song being played in the bar. Listen for a few seconds and youāll recognize it. Is this really the right tune for an…
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Hear, Hear! Itās the Four Questions.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed to kill in a grayish/blueish button-down shirt, a pair of tan khakis, Van Gogh socks, and a nice pair of tan shoes. How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry. What are…
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Yo MoMA’s so Big …
I was going to start this post by saying that MoMA in New York is my second-favorite art museum in the world. But, as I started to write, it no longer seemed right to rank art museums because, like doggos,…
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Iād Just as Soon Kiss the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his prison work-from-home uniform, a polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is full of gratitude and covered in dog hair. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today?…
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Mr. Sandman, Bring me the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is unbelievably tired. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave just canāt stay awake today.…
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Use the Four Questions, Luke
What is Dave wearing today? Daveās is wearing a purple polo shirt and Baruch college basketball shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave has mixed feelings. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave is happy because justice was…
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The Four Questions Are Livinā la Vida Loca
What is Dave wearing today? Daveās ensemble consists of an Alabama polo shirt and brown shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy and full. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave just ate breakfast for dinner.…
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The Four Questions Love to Fly and it Shows
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his Mr. Cory Robinson T-shirt, jeans, unicorn-and-rainbow socks, and Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy and he knows it (clap your hands). What are the factors affecting Daveās…