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The Four Questions Are Sad Today
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and a pair of shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is devastated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave learned today that one… Keep reading …
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Have You Ever Danced With the Four Questions in the Pale Moonlight?
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an armored black latex bodysuit with a cowl and a cape. How does Dave feel today? Dave is exhausted. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is worn out because… Keep reading …
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Hoop-De-Do!
Filed under: SportsballThe Complimentary Spouse and I went to an NBA game Saturday night. It was my first basketball game in more than two decades — my brother and I went to an Orlando Magic game sometime in the ’90s, but I… Keep reading …
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Every May 10, the Four Questions Gather to Drive Snakes to the Center of Town and Whack Them to Snake Heaven
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a devil costume and brandishing maracas. How does Dave feel today? Dave is giddy with anticipation. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Today is Whacking Day, our hallowed snake skull… Keep reading …
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How Much Are the Four Questions in the Window?
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because he’s covered in dog hair. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels the weight of two dogs playing on top of him. What are the factors affecting Dave’s… Keep reading …
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Opulence! The Four Questions Own Everything!
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave looks monochromatic in a gray polo shirt, a (different shade of) gray shorts, and white socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels inadequate. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has… Keep reading …
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The Four Questions Bring it to You Every Ball
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling emotional. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave just watched the second… Keep reading …
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The Ability to Destroy a Planet Is Insignificant Next to the Power of the Four Questions
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Darth Dave wearing today? Darth Dave is wearing an all-black outfit, a black mechanical breastplate covered in switches and dials, and a black mask that hides his entire head. His lightsaber is attached to his belt. How does… Keep reading …
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Inside of a Dog, It’s too Dark to Read the Four Questions
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs polo shirt, because yay sportsball! How does Dave feel today? Dave is doing great! What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has a busy but enjoyable week ahead,… Keep reading …
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Frankly, my Dear, I Don’t Give the Four Questions
Filed under: Four QuestionsWhat is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Mickey Mouse T-shirt and light tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling a little bit anxious. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has had an enjoyable weekend (he… Keep reading …