Dave
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Oh Boy, Sleep! That’s Where the Four Questions Are Vikings!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink T-shirt and a pair of khaki shorts. Earlier today he was wearing gray shorts but, in typical schlemiel fashion, he spilled ketchup on them at lunch. How does Dave feel today? Dave is tired. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave…
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Now Is the Winter of the Four Questions’ Discontent
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his running gear: an orange top and blue shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is not a happy camper. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Once again, Dave has no choice but to work on the sofa, accompanied by barking dogs. He…
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All Your Base Are Belong to the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue V-neck T-shirt and a pair of shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is about 25% happy and 75% irritated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave did something exciting today and bought a keyboard for his iPad,…
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On the Next Episode of Shark Tank
I have never seen a shark on Bayshore before — but this morning, I saw two on my morning run! Here’s a video of the shark who was swimming in circles between Howard and Rome. I originally thought these were hammerhead sharks, but I’ve been told they were actually bonnethead…
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If You Can’t Love Yourself, How in the Hell Are You Gonna Love the Four Questions?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave hasn’t spilled anything on himself today, so he’s still wearing the red polo shirt he put on this morning. How does Dave feel today? Dave is proud of himself. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave made dinner tonight — and it was pretty good!…
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All the Four Questions That Are Fit to Print
What is Dave wearing today? Dave was wearing a U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team T-shirt, but he spilled food on it, so now he’s wearing an olive green T-shirt. How does Dave feel today? Dave is pretty darn happy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave started the day with a…
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The Four Questions Will Always Love You
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is frustrated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is typing this one letter at a time with his right hand because he’s lying down on the sofa…
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We Are the Four Questions who Say “Ni”
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is less happy than he was this morning. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave had an easy, low-stress day but now he’s starting to realize that five days of work start…
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Godzilla vs. Kong vs. the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave spent a fun day with his parents and the Complimentary Spouse. What did Dave and his dad think…
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What’s so Funny About Peace, Love, and the Four Questions?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Chelsea T-shirt and tan shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is tired. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was busy all day, and now he’s ready for bed. Did Dave pull any April’s Fool pranks today? Dave is legally prohibited…