Four Questions

  • Where Have All the Four Questions Gone?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is prepared for anything in a black polo shirt and gray shorts. He’s also wearing a brand new pair of Stan Smiths. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels full.  What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse had pancakes for lunch…

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  • B-Ball for the F-Four Q-Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is going all out today — a USA Men’s Soccer Team T-shirt and a pair of shorts. He’s ready for any and all formal events the day may bring. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels pretty damn good.  What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood…

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  • The Four Questions Are Sad Today

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing his gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and a pair of shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is devastated. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave learned today that one of his former colleagues was killed on her bike yesterday…

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  • Have You Ever Danced With the Four Questions in the Pale Moonlight?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an armored black latex bodysuit with a cowl and a cape. How does Dave feel today? Dave is exhausted. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is worn out because he’s a billionaire playboy by day and a costumed vigilante…

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  • Every May 10, the Four Questions Gather to Drive Snakes to the Center of Town and Whack Them to Snake Heaven

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a devil costume and brandishing maracas. How does Dave feel today? Dave is giddy with anticipation. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Today is Whacking Day, our hallowed snake skull cracking day! Everyone loves Whacking Day. Is Dave having second…

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  • How Much Are the Four Questions in the Window?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because he’s covered in dog hair. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels the weight of two dogs playing on top of him. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was just lying on the sofa, listening…

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  • Opulence! The Four Questions Own Everything!

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks monochromatic in a gray polo shirt, a (different shade of) gray shorts, and white socks. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels inadequate. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has yet to master the five elements of vogue: catwalk, duckwalk,…

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  • The Four Questions Bring it to You Every Ball

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling emotional. What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave just watched the second episode of the third season of Pose. Did Dave have…

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  • The Ability to Destroy a Planet Is Insignificant Next to the Power of the Four Questions

    What is Darth Dave wearing today? Darth Dave is wearing an all-black outfit, a black mechanical breastplate covered in switches and dials, and a black mask that hides his entire head. His lightsaber is attached to his belt. How does Darth Dave feel today? Darth Dave feels somewhat conflicted about…

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  • Inside of a Dog, It’s too Dark to Read the Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs polo shirt, because yay sportsball! How does Dave feel today? Dave is doing great! What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave has a busy but enjoyable week ahead, and family from New York is visiting this weekend. Has…

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